Awkward, ACAB and Cops: Paul Fart Malt Clop

Paul Fart Malt Clop

By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML

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Dynoblaze 1

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:08

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

clarke1986 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:24

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

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BroSkii69 8

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:50

now THAT'S what I call a douchbag...I'll hug you for free :D

babykeylimetree 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:54

it's okay. maybe he will allow you to wear a sign that says "desperate".

predialien 1

Friday 19 November 2010 2:17

ya fruit

Country29 16

Monday 14 February 2011 3:38

what was the point of that?? Free hugs are the best!!!!!!!!!

brittanyg93 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 20:46

you're a tool

ichikibobivopula 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:26

aren't those illegal now? damn big brother.

michael666 7

Friday 6 May 2011 16:18

dude ur fa**** hugs suck, ur a guy and u gave free hugs? fa****

afml6 3

Friday 13 May 2011 4:18

I think everybody wanted him too Jesus ******* christ WTF do u expect? creeper

nerdling 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 17:31

that poor lonely bastard.

AvikC818 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 16:12

You should have punched the dirty pig in the face. He's a mall cop and has no real power

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