Paul Fart Malt Clop

By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Top comments

Dynoblaze 1

He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.

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clarke1986 0

Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper

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BroSkii69 8

now THAT'S what I call a douchbag...I'll hug you for free :D

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babykeylimetree 0

it's okay. maybe he will allow you to wear a sign that says "desperate".

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Country29 16

what was the point of that?? Free hugs are the best!!!!!!!!!

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ichikibobivopula 0

aren't those illegal now? damn big brother.

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michael666 7

dude ur fa**** hugs suck, ur a guy and u gave free hugs? fa****

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afml6 3

I think everybody wanted him too Jesus ******* christ WTF do u expect? creeper

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nerdling 1

that poor lonely bastard.

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AvikC818 8

You should have punched the dirty pig in the face. He's a mall cop and has no real power

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