Awkward, ACAB and Cops: Paul Fart Malt Clop

i bet he looked like paul blart dont be fooled my my username i like hugs :D and i hate how dis happened to a gurl and there was much more sympathy but if a dude does it its ****** up WTF u sexist fks

eehizle 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:21

wow you life is so f'd?

bleedforMayheM 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 16:55

he isnt allowed to do anything else but ask you to leave and or ban you from the shop, other wise he needs to call the police, its true

alexthecutie 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 19:06

don't you have friends who will give you hugs? if not you have no life and no friends

megamandude455 10

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:36

this was poosted like 4-5 times right?

asselhoff 5

Friday 25 June 2010 7:41

Mall Cop > WIN

ahairygorilluh 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:39

who the **** accepted this?

usaywhatt 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:37

Oh cool, I've been waiting to hear the other side of that story!!!

leon8778 7

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:42

**** mall cops.

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