Weird, Awkward and Miscellaneous: People of Walmart

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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You deserved it 2 710

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 212

By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 125

You deserved it 4 031

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 263

By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 599

You deserved it 6 155

By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 443

You deserved it 5 105

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 913

You deserved it 1 841

By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 485

You deserved it 2 845

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 863

You deserved it 175

By what's a rimjob between friends? - 06/09/2013 21:42 - United States - Boston

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 096

You deserved it 4 451

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 756

You deserved it 12 840

K_kanaka 26

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:50

Please tell me she was arrested.

shaar_fml 33

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:51

What a disgusting excuse for a human being.

Comments

emeraldkat 15

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:03

I would've just turned around and punched that bitch in the face while explaining how old I actually am, then walk away like nothing happened.

ohfortheloveof 4

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:03

thats wally world

midnightmoon106 12

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:03

Some peoples children i would have slapped a bitch

usernamelost 13

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:06

At that point granny would have got hit with a cart... I'm sorry OP I hope your child comes into the world beautiful and healthy!

LeavenSilva 27

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:07

The comments were bad enough, but if she kept following you around and harassing you, that's even worse...

slrt19 2

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:08

I would have slapped the shit outta her

royr7395 30

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:09

>.> people these days. I'm short too OP! You're not alone

royr7395 30

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:13

I hope that your baby will be born healthy and that you will be beamingly happy for the rest of your pregnancy (and life) c:

speedyshoe 1

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:13

It sucks that people that crazy are allowed to roam around and do awful things like that to strangers. That behavior is beyond rude, she obviously needs help.