Kids, Parents and Tattoos: Permission denied - FML

Permission denied

By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

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By Eh... - 19/07/2009 07:25 - Ukraine

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML

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By anon - 27/03/2013 23:17 - Netherlands - Swalmen

Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

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By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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By Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

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By whyme - 16/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By bitchonia - 28/03/2020 17:00 - Canada

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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Ottoman81 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:29

the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q

YouGotTold 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:24

how old is your mom

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yourfavorite_ex 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:21

you're dumb, this isn't an FML in any way. your mom can do whatever she wants, even if it is embarrassing to you, which this isn't. grow up.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:03

you have a **** for a mom.....one of the worst possible things to be embarrassed about

GenevieveL 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 12:59

There are so many things worse that could happen in life. This is not an FML.

Sekococo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:56

@55 and 39 VCH isn't painfull :O its was a pinch when i got it but am sorta a moscohist so i can't really say its the same for everyone

capilot 10

Monday 1 February 2010 21:09

Five bucks says she already got it.

c_e_d_e_s 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:48

my mom has one. i dont mind...except when she bends down in the grocery store and men see it. they hoot and holler. it gets awkward. :/

dinosaysrawrz 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:50

my friend has a tramp stamp of a peach! like wtf?! why a peach?!

Sharpiesrme369 4

Friday 20 August 2010 16:46

Sketchy. My mom got one, its a HUGE Pegasus, I don't understand, but hey shes gonna do what shes gonna do, parents don't care about whether they embarrass their kids. Generally parents these days are too self centered to actually BE parents. Much less raise kids who in turn would be decent parents.

gymdiva1 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 3:50

whats a tramp stamp??

momma_jess20 0

Friday 18 March 2011 7:45

...how is this an fml? its just a tattoo, grow up

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