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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
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Ottoman81 0

the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q

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perdix 29

Tell your mom, "Just as long as we turn the lights out when I give it to you anally or doggy-style, it's OK."

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Sekococo 0

O.O thanks to the comments above am glad i got a VCH piercing then a tramp stamp like my friend did <.< am sure he's been aiming on that all day. Perdix --> WIN , such a witty commentor

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pandemic_fml 0

VCH? Ouch! Haha, I went to high school with a girl who had a clit ring, and it got ripped out because she wore some fishnet underwear.

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mzhonesty 0

That made me want to cry...I'm in pain down there now just from reading that. D:

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Bearish 0

epic fail makes tons of sense and how is this an fml?

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oldwiseguy 0

If you like tatoos so much, why don't you get one that you can see, every day for the rest of your life, to remind you of how stupid you were when you were young. I have a picture of friends and myself when I was young and stupid and how silly we dressed, but clothes and hair styles are not permanent so I don't have to be embarrassed by a stupid decision I made years ago. tatoos are a fad right now, they will become out of favor in the future.

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damnrosi 0

thats why you should get a meaningful tattoo (not some dumb symbol that you won't remember what it means in 5 years, or a zodiac sign or worse yet "princess" or something lame and immature written on you), that is carefully thought out, and wait years (yes years) before getting it so you know its not a phase. And get it somewhere discreet, sorry but its just not professional to have visible tattoo's and its not pretty to see when wearing an otherwise gorgeous dress (or worse yet, a beautiful wedding dress!) or do what my dad did and get your wifes birthday and your anniversery tattooed on your arms so you never forget and never miss it!

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Smilzen 0

Getting tattoos is just as much a fad as color TV, complaining about politicians, and oral sex. I didn't know the Amish followed FML.

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mikayyyyyla 0

I wish my mom would get one they're cute!

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izzyryu 0

I take it the answer was "yes," then.

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Efilyn 0

Heyy same state. (: anyway...that's just a little freaky. :/

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damnrosi 0

the only way this could suck for you is if she wanted "insert here" (downward pointing arrow), cuz really, you don't need to know that.

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Solisa149448 0

Ew. That's nasty. Tell your mom she's a ****.

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