Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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TheAbdoKiller 2

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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thatoneguy79 10

Sorry a out the house. I hope this serves as a wake up call for both you and your son. Smoking is dangerous when done irresponsibly; almost as dangerous as not paying attention to your children. Best of luck to you.

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kirbeaar 19

It's almost scary how common it is for young kids to smoke.

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linkinpark98 23

Time to high five him...... As hard as you can.... In the face.... With a chair.

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badmike89 6

Beat his ass and don't stop

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Alastrina_fml 20

Force him to rebuild the house alongside the construction workers, and if he won't do that, beat his little ass with a belt until he has blisters.

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purebliss7 6

busted!! i guess he will be grounded intill forever....sorry about you house i hope it all works out.

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shootxtoxkill172 0

Can you say rehab :D

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