Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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TheAbdoKiller 2

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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BD_Swingin 0

Make him smoke a whole pack and he'll never touch em again.

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j_cat187 19

My dad did that to me. I still get light headed and nauseated from the smell.

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Tempest559 12

I started smoking when I was thirteen too. Get that kid to quit while he still can. I've been a pack a day since I was fifteen, that's a lot of money.

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ambercountrygal 0

Firefighters ;)

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BradTheBrony 19

Clowns. What? I thought it was "retarded-one-word-comment o'clock"!

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izackthegreat 1

Please, to everyone saying that kids need to know the effects of smoking try to see how a kid lives.. They see anti-drug stuff all the time as it is. Hell, if the don't know not to do it by like 10, then they must be completely oblivious to everything and everyone around them.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Make him eat a pack of cigarettes. Yes, eat. My uncle told me if he ever catches me smoking that's what he'd make me do: eat cigarettes.

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J_Shorty_17 6

Cancer sticks!!... Is what I call cigarettes. Hope your son learnt a lesson that day or today whenever this was. The things smoking can do, sigh.

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clee_penguin 0

Em your 13 year old smokin isint a Fml it's a fhl the house on the other hand fyl but still not uncommon for kist t smoke at a young age some start younger..

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