Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 187
You deserved it 4 038

Top comments

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

Comments

Hevverz, was that you chewing my ass out? If so, that's some pretty weak shit. You're obviously bragging about smoking marijuana, which is stupid. It's just something you do?? That's even more stupid. If you didn't think that talking about how you smoke weed would somehow make you look good, you wouldn't have done it. Don't try to bullshit me.

zoeyisamazing 0

Who the **** smokes in their parents house? And I dip ive dipped since I was 13, my dad started when he was 11, my mom started smoking at 14, just cause something says your not supposed do it until your 18 doesn't mean everybody is gonna ******* do it! People kill people and your not supposed to do that, if I was the parent though that little shit head would get the piss beat outa of him.

kay_princess14 7

Smoking at the age of 13 is that uncommon when I was that age pretty much everyone in my group of friends smoked and gas stations and shit don't care how old u are anymore so it way easier to get them

What crappy hick town did you live in where most 13-year-olds smoked?

Mommyof2_91 10

Seriously what's with all the people telling op to beat their kid... I mean I understand very severe punishment of course and about a lifetime of grounding but people are saying to beat the shit out of the kid... Great idea hey, pound it into our kids heads that violence is the answer. Well I hope my kids never hang around any of yours, mine will be raised to only be violent when they need to defend themselves.. Makes me sick how many people look at child abuse as the best solution..

Mommyof2_91 10

Exactly.. I believe all kids need punishment, just not to get beat up by the people they should be protected from.. Theres good and effective ways to punish them without physically harming their own child.