Miscellaneous: Pick me up

Pick me up

By Ugh - 15/11/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

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By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 229

You deserved it 5 655

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 186

You deserved it 3 789

By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 491

You deserved it 77 756

Honestly?

By a_boring_snuffkin - 16/05/2020 02:00

Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 837

You deserved it 209

Spoke too soon

By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 045

You deserved it 6 088

By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 066

You deserved it 3 325

The one with the phone addiction

By Anonymous - 29/06/2019 05:15

Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 571

You deserved it 194

By that guy - 24/05/2012 16:41 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 886

You deserved it 2 291

By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 798

You deserved it 37 921

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 654

You deserved it 5 153

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Sunday 15 November 2009 20:05

YDI for fishing for compliments

tkarin 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:06

I'd love to be told I was good with computers.

Comments

devendra_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:40

fishing for compliments is really annoying. by the way, i'm so ugly. don't you guys think i'm ugly? what!!! you think i'm gorgeous!!! babers, YOU'RE the gorgeous one.

brendiz 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:05

LMAO we'll theres your compliment. Now wasn't that nice? xD

blastvortex 3

Monday 16 November 2009 3:06

You really don't know how to take a compliment, do you? You're just too egotistical for your own good. Let me know when you get off your cloud and decide to live back down here on the ground. Until then... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GYimQSAIKM

jw90 18

Monday 16 November 2009 5:53

aww poor baby :) I'll compliment you. you've got a nice ass :) I want to jump your non-bones.

ActionManly 11

Monday 16 November 2009 6:18

YDI for use the terrible grammar much not good!

yesfylhaha 0

Monday 16 November 2009 11:46

LOL YOU GOT HYPER BEAMED BITCH

youthink_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:06

Any time you say or do something looking for a specific reaction, you're unlikely to get it. YDI.

HaveNoShame 3

Monday 16 November 2009 18:03

I like how, because you were disappointed that your friend said you were good with computers, you ran to one, went to this site, and told the computer what was bothering you instead. Your friend's observant.