Pissed

By Great - 29/05/2015 12:13 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML
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Zebediabolical 39

Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?

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mif_fml 27

At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?

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FiendHunter 19

Now you will be forever known as the lady who peed on the train.

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Reider022 16

Better than coffee and people thinking you shat yourself

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betweenwinds 18

What exactly do you eat that makes your shit look like coffee...?

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Reider022 16

It's called diarrhea, not that I eat any but you know, the runs, liquid *****, could look similar, fortunately that was not the case, unfortunately it still looked like she pissed herself.

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betweenwinds 18

Fortunately, unless they know you personally, they'll all have forgotten what the tea-pee lady looks like by tomorrow morning.

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Zebediabolical 39

If only that were true. Tomorrow they'll see OP and pretty much the first and only thing in their heads will be 'That's the woman who peed herself yesterday.'

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abNormal62 23

And with that simple error, the next thing you knew was urine trouble......

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Woedel 25

I wonder what color/fabric the skirt was if it showed a bright yellow stain.. Wouldn't even a white skirt only show a wet spot and not as much the color?

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Polynomial 28

I think yellow showed on the floor.

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Woedel 25

Then she could've just gotten the cup and some soaked stuff out of her bag and asked someone for some napkins for her spilled tea.. Which would't help at all but at least people would see what's really going on. It's still a FML that all of her belongings and skirt were covered in tea, but I don't really think that's what the people around her on the train thought about the puddle on the ground. I would be more embarrassed to get out of the train and walk around with the wet spot on my skirt, not being able to prevent people from thinking I peed myself.

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drosek89 20

As long as you pull out the travel cup people would know you didn't pee yourself!

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foo_foo_the_snoo 14

It was pretty stupid of you to put yes in your purse OP. Sorry about your skirt though.

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Hyenayena 27

But... Did you get to drink the tea?? I'm sorry OP, I hope you were able to find a way out of that embarrassing situation, like perhaps showing anger at the fact your TEA spilled...

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Benmantha 31

"Today, on my way to work, a lady sitting right across from me, pissed herself. FML."

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