Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML
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datkid117 13

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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RedPillSucks 31

I think your "best friend" is trying to introduce you to something new.... Be careful if she suggests her filming you while you're lying handcuffed to the bed. At least this time you'll get to pee on her.

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FFML_314 11

OP, you're an idiot. What in the sam hell were you thinking? You never get to complain about your best friend pissing on you. That's the American sign for "I love you." Duh!

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sourgirl101 28

Haha! Then I love everyone. I just came from a keg party! I'm full of love.(:

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KylaaKatastrophe 0

*Facepalm*

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jeffryj 0

how did sand and dirt tast

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brian15_fml 0

it takes a true friend to pee on another

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BettyBoom_fml 0

wow so how long did it take for the common sense to sink in? was it after you got kicked in the face by her foot or after you became her personal..... Porno buddy? ;)

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ashleeyka 13

wow, that was pretty stupid of you but i think thats more of an fml for your friend for peeing herself, that embarrassing.

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Richisme 0

say ahhhhhhhhh. ah uh ah, ah uh ah say ahhhhhhhh ah uh ah, ah uh ah

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ThemApples 0

lmfao sounds like something my friends and I would do.

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derkaderk 1

haha that's really funny but really gross fyl

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