Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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icadragoon 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:29

LMAO! This FML made my day.

princess579 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:34

lmao ha funni (:

Sickkid97 5

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:36

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rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:40

ahahahaha loser xD

Hoplaka 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:47

Ydi and fml. :) Stupid for going through with it and fyl from getting peed on :P

BrittanyNicole83 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:50

haha thats hilarious!

awsomegirl4560 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 3:59

43 ur ab

Xx_jESSii 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:00

Lmao poor Op you had it coming though

chrissysweathear_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:03

lmfao. got that on tape please?(:

lovestrong 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:05

Best Friends For Life! Fk ya ! >:) Haha, that's pretty damn gross.

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