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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Pain - 06/05/2016 11:34 - United States - Andover

Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every single bit of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML

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By ether10 - 04/06/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 03:07 - United States - Dover

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:20 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML

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By Elizabeh - 08/11/2009 22:38 - Canada

Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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Monday 2 May 2011 22:58

FYL. I don't see why your mom couldn't pick up the tape herself, if she saw you were carrying a large couch.

ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:42

she always knocks you off the stairs? i dont think your mom does it on accident

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Hotlanta 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:37

or he doesn't have to throw it he could just flip it over on him.... that's a little bit easier to do

Miss_Michaela 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:43

Oh no, if the OP could magically transform into Chuck Noris, he wouldn't move the sofa... The sofa would move for Chuck Noris.

looraa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:54

what exactly qualifies as a 'flight' of stairs? could two steps by themselves be considered a flight? questions, questions...

EnragedTaco 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:16

you ma'am have just earned a slow clap. clap........ clap...... clap... clap.. clap. clap. clapclapclap

missmaryb 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:43

You don't pick something up off the floow while still holding a couch your carrying down stairs you idiot.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:09

You probably deserve it for being a little shit head to your parents.

staceysgenesis16 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:14

haha woww .. im sure that was fun for you llolol .. it happens aha next time dont makee a noise !

FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:42

DID YOU DIED?

FMLsOhilarious 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:33

...wow, you should really learn the different forms of words and then use them in a sentence/question CORRECTLY.

LilFlash81 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:55

lmao it hurt ??

GrooveSponge 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:16

This whole conversation is pretty freakin' epic.

jbabe05 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:12

your mom is crazy yo! hope you feel better!

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