Intimacy: Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands...

By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Dirty talk

By unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

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partake_fml 2

Monday 23 March 2009 12:26

Yeah, so what? Do the same with his dick/muscles.

gunnar7240 0

Friday 25 June 2010 7:02

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lilgus13 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 2:10

your an ass it's not her fault her boobs are smaller than the ones he mastubates to in magazines

lolmigosh 15

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:40

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GrooveTurtle 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 23:22

... You're

DamianL 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:46

Well, now you know he is an asshole. Don't ever let him touch you again, he aint worth it.

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:49

haha, i remember seeing this one on moderate. I like #1's idea :]

Jimboom 11

Monday 23 March 2009 12:49

What #1 said.

Flying_Pink_Lulz 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:01

#1 FTW! ^_^

MarvelousMaggie 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:10

wow, i have no boobs either, dont feel bad. this guy i know started trash talking his ex and that since she has no boobs that he was feeling up her nipples. at least your boyfriend didnt tell the whole school. ;D

cartesianlogic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 11:50

as a guy I kind of prefer the smaller sizes, C on down is what I go for and of the women I've been with my ex-fiancé's perky little A's were my favorites to play with. If you have smaller boobs find a guy who appreciates them, we ARE out there!

holygodthatshars 0

Friday 3 December 2010 3:55

neither

claiiire_fml 17

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:32

It's not her boyfriend, it's some guy she likes.

kingnor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:11

do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

lolzzebra 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:03

#7 failz

DanCastellaneta 17

Saturday 28 November 2015 3:12

#167 fails

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 23 March 2009 13:14

Sorry, but I got this image of some guy rubbing his hands up and down the sides of your torso and I was thinking, "doesn't he realize they're in front?" Yes. Definitely grounds for dumping. (And I'm sorry that you didn't get to know him better and realize he was a dick before you started making out with him).