Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Planning

Planning

By holly - 18/07/2010 14:18 - Germany

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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Today, I finally figured out that when a man says, "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means, "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 06/04/2017 04:00

Today, my manager "bumped" into me 3 or 4 separate times. I told him months ago I didn't want to date him. He even asked me once if I was ever afraid of being kidnapped. FML

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Nomazlab 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:17

Hey, that doesn't necessarily mean your playing was bad. He might have just found it loud and it was waking up his baby or something.

looserdevars 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:16

I'm a string player myself, go to your local music store and ask for a practice mute.

Comments

gummibloo 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:42

Haha nice

johnthemusician 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:45

i always liked the sound of the violin but I'm sure u and ur nieghber can work out a compromise. keep practicing and maybe ur nieghber will enjoy the sweet sounds of mozart or Beethoven.

baby_gurl2405 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:48

Do you really sound that bad? Ouch, now that's just being dissed honestly. Tell him to take up the cello and you guys can band together

kyrintethron 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:51

Hahahaha! I didn't know how to vote, but this is hilarious! lol

tellmeastoryplz4 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:51

haha! dang! u must suck!

selenagirl_fml 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:52

YDI.... he probably tried to say that you're horrible at it. LOL

iheartfob 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:55

YDI for being shit at playing the violin.

Savie_Anna 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 21:23

Well that's not nice. If op is a beginner they have the right to sound bad from my point if view.

FeedtheBrood 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:55

Doesn't necessarily you sound bad, OP. I'm a violinist but even I would be driven crazy if I was forced to listen to two hours of someone else's scales and drills. Also; time for a practice mute?

MyPugHijinx 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 20:06

they must do things differently in Germany, normally I would think some guy you don't know showing up at your door and asking your schedule would be a tad.....creepy?

Residence_fml 4

Sunday 18 July 2010 20:19

I don't live in Germany but last time I checked the Germans would think something like that was creepy too. Good job at understanding sarcasme, OP, a smile and a overly calm voice (which he probably had) indicates sarcasme and anger. YDI for playing the violin in an apartment while thinking your neighbours wouldn't complain about it