Love: Play it cool

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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Saturday 23 April 2011 5:13

awww falling head over heals allready

Eggers 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:14

what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?

Comments

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:51

Poor thing.

justinhi 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:53

don't worry I tried the same thing once but when I fell I busted my teeth out

johnnybagodonuts 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:39

******* ouch!

dansco 24

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:55

Well done show off, bet she has a great impression of you now lol

BrenmanOfCanada 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:15

bet the impression on the hoods better.

vyben 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:27

ahahah

johnnybagodonuts 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:22

playing it cool and showing off are 2 different things js

im_awsome 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:55

the worst first impression. unless she went to see if yu were okay.

coltsrock37 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:15

if she thinks it was cute OP, then maybe it wasn't all so bad...

therealjrkill 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:22

ahaha talk about good first impression

therealjrkill 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:26

well if you like break your arm or somthing then they dig it but from trying act cool they would probably laugh

annihil8or 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:28

U shoulda told her ur injury required "special attention"

claxp 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:33

well aren't you just adorable.

Hermione12345 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:34

Bonnet?

llCHR15ll 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 10:28

it's a French hat

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