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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Chelan

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
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Top comments

CHUBBYninja 18

What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.

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Jellysweetheart 23

You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.

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Comments

Enslaved 36

My neighbour also has chipped front teeth. His are that way because he opens his beer bottles with his mouth-- even the twist off ones. Some guys just can't learn.

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KVKdragon 26

My teeth as well... ^~^

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somewizdom 15

Brain damage.. ever since the day he was born.

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Jameslikesguys 13

wow that's unexpected, was expecting something outlandish. But that's just stupid. Fyl

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Khaleesi_26 30

Why???? I get trying to catch popcorn in your mouth but a phone?? Some people...

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sweetbliss3 37

you don't dump someone just bc they're an idiot. geez. if that's the case, the whole world would be single.

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NinjaChef 2

That's debatable 50. Depending on how much of an idiot a person is I'd dump them. Especially when they're doing something that affects their health.

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Ichiya 29

Dump stupid people or idiots, but keep the ignorant ones because you can fix them.

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worldclassrager 39

Trying to train for catching knives for the circus?

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cjwayy 22

Your boyfriend sounds smart.

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skittyskatbrat 19

They put bitter apple on things to keep dogs from chewing on them, when the dog just totally can't seem to learn by being told "no". You might need to buy a bottle.

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Sakuraashita 15

At least it didn't happen while like dive-bomb-kissing other girls or something...

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