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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Chelan

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
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Top comments

CHUBBYninja 18

What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.

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Jellysweetheart 23

You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.

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cryssycakesx3 22

certainly not the brightest crayon in the tool shed...

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buckdharma 36

All he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth.

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MLardinos 14

No brains no headaches. Picked a winner OP. Congrats.

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Bentonic 11

Is his father just as dumb. If so, he's just a chip off the old block.

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Axel5238 29

His dad convinced him to recreate the jackass stunt with the shopping carts. Since that got posted he tried something else, bet he didn't know his girlfriend was on here as well.

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Auric77 2

I hope he's packin' downstairs, cuz I'm guessing he's not much for conversation. For God's sake, don't breed with him though.

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paramor3 23

Never go full retard...

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