Health, Weird, Dentist and Love: Play stupid games… - FML

Play stupid games…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Chelan

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

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Top comments

CHUBBYninja 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:53

What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.

Jellysweetheart 23

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:53

You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.

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Ieri 31

Sunday 21 September 2014 0:39

Is his phone an old Nokia?

flufee2 27

Sunday 21 September 2014 1:24

Who else thought it was the crack pipe

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 21 September 2014 1:56

Whatever you do, do not procreate with this guy. You don't want to pass that kind of stupid on.

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Sunday 21 September 2014 2:10

Is the phone ok?

xxsakuraxx 29

Sunday 21 September 2014 2:13

What the hell is wrong with him?

TomeDr 24

Sunday 21 September 2014 2:55

Do yourself a favor and don't breed with him.

Bragi 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 3:31

If you're still with then YDI.

ZomBgal 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 3:32

I really expected this to turn into he was somehow chipping his tooth while cheating on you. I guess it could be worse, but really...after the first chipped tooth I would have stopped trying to master this trick if I were him. At least he's persistent?

AbelChu 3

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:03

it's hard to know

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:06

Why do you date him? He's obviously an idiot .

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