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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Chelan

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML
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Top comments

CHUBBYninja 18

What? How can he not understand that it's only going to end up the same way. With another chipped tooth. If he keeps it up he will look like a stereotypical hick.

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Jellysweetheart 23

You're dating an idiot. Congratulations.

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McNarsty97 15

I seriously hope you're single now, otherwise YDI.

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Mortoli 30

Next time he starts doing that call him shit will be funny if he got it on vibrate lmao.

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InTheMagic 3

I've done so many stupid things like that ahaha!!!

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DanielleinDC 33

If you're gonna stick with this guy, I hope you don't want kids because he definitely should not breed. I sense a Darwin Award may be in his future.

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Shade1982 20

What was that quote again? “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

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stepmommy 5

hope you're not pregnant. go ahead and get him a vasectomy!

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JKPwnage 27

Dump him. Make sure he doesn't reproduce.

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