Too much of a good thing

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 03:00

Today, I finally found a job as a secretary for a small film studio. The sets are in a soundproofed part of the building, but not for the typical reasons. Right through the wall is a pornography studio. It's all I'll hear from 8 to 5 every day. FML

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By ImScrewed - 02/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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By HellaBomber91 - 20/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML

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Gassed up

By Tootie - 30/07/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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Playgirl

By Abcporn - 25/09/2013 23:22 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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Don't let the bedbugs bite!

By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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Itsheragain 9

Sunday 29 March 2020 5:03

oh lord...i can imagine the shit you hear...i always gotta skip the intro cos its corny.😂

Shzusuziq 16

Sunday 29 March 2020 15:03

If the sets are soundproofed, how will you be hearing it all day?

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 March 2020 3:05

Who the **** makes **** at 8 in the morning? I'll bet it's not good normal MILF stuff but weird fetish crap, like coffee or bacon ****!

LadyRen 20

Sunday 29 March 2020 5:02

Food **** does exist, for those odd people who like bacon ****.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 March 2020 5:08

I'm sure it does. I'm just guessing there's sub-genres of breakfast staple ****, but I dare not go down that rabbit hole!

Itsheragain 9

Sunday 29 March 2020 5:03

oh lord...i can imagine the shit you hear...i always gotta skip the intro cos its corny.😂

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 March 2020 5:11

Yeah, the "acting" is so terrible, you could almost lose your boner.

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 29 March 2020 6:34

Am I weird for kind of liking the setups? Corny and awesome 😂😂

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 March 2020 7:06

You are, but we all have our kinks, don't we?😂😂😂

xaonng 5

Sunday 29 March 2020 12:40

sounds like you need to make your own. one less corny lol

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 29 March 2020 14:35

Have you ever masterbated at your desk?

Shzusuziq 16

Sunday 29 March 2020 15:03

If the sets are soundproofed, how will you be hearing it all day?

raven_of_azarath 34

Monday 30 March 2020 20:03

I imagine OP works at the entrance and the studio is another room.

1known 30

Thursday 2 April 2020 3:53

And? If the sets are soundproof she shouldn’t be able to hear what’s happening on the sets.

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 29 March 2020 21:36

does it smell weird?

jkjorn 16

Monday 30 March 2020 0:04

Ew.. might want to start looking for another job, it's only a matter of time before they ask if you can fill in for an actress that didn't show up.

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 30 March 2020 3:15

Sorry, I was a camera man for a couple years filming ****. Nothing “cool” ever happen to me while I was there. I’m still a virgin. My face kept me that way.