Break-ups and Love: Please don't!

Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

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You deserved it 8 927

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 221

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML

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You deserved it 29 461

By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 772

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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You deserved it 256

By whatthewhat? - 25/11/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 542

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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You deserved it 6 270

Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

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You deserved it 205

MissMess 12

Friday 28 December 2012 11:54

That is a whole new level of creepy

Deeznutzhairy 7

Friday 28 December 2012 12:13

Ask for some breakup sex ;D

Comments

WingsFan80 4

Friday 28 December 2012 13:20

You got punked.

lambda_fml 40

Friday 28 December 2012 13:21

"Baby im soo sorry baby I PROMISE I'll never cheat on you again baby *fake sniff*. Oh by the way I've change my phone and address...

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 28 December 2012 21:54

And my name.

SiriusBlack97 17

Friday 28 December 2012 13:27

You poor lonely little man. Go to a singles bar, something.

perdix 29

Friday 28 December 2012 14:20

Tell her that you'll change, and when she meets you, she'll see you are a whole, new man. Once she can trust you again, you'll be fine. Good luck!

v1kt4r 13

Friday 28 December 2012 14:29

Yeah I need more information.. Was she blind drunk maybe..??

little_one 20

Friday 28 December 2012 17:40

Or trolling... Bitches be trolling. Chances are her friends dared her to go up to a random guy and dump them see what they say.

Gwyddone 29

Friday 28 December 2012 14:41

Umm... what? Was this on phone? Odd... still, complete FYL. Maybe try a dating site.

interesting33 36

Friday 28 December 2012 15:00

Hmm well now her actual bf doesn't know... interesting. You could have said "well that guy sounds like a right jerk and you deserve better. My name is [insert name here] and I would love to treat you as you deserve.. pick you up at 8? :P"