Please don't!

By Alone - 28/12/2012 05:24 - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML
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Clearly 7

What kind of relationship did the couple have if she mistook a stranger for her boyfriend?

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bobbington9298 10

Maybe they were twins that were separated at birth! Or they could just look extremely similar because of similar genetics! It happens... You never know, the world is a crazy place

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oj101 33

I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for. She's obviously dumb, but is going through something no-one should, and on the other hand being lonely is terrible, but your begging is super creepy deepy.

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cash_raj 5

if she cannot RECOGNIZE her bf.. shes better off without one... so for the sake of the boyfriend.. thank god she went through it!

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Shrouds 14

Shit im not lonely, but i would have tried to convince her to give me another shot too. Free make-up sex.

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LittlestV 28

How on earth does someone mistake a stranger for their boyfriend? Odd.

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sillylillyxoxo 7

"Mistook me for her boyfriend" ...what?

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funky303 6

ask barney stinson, his evil twin larney and ted mosby. they'll tell ya

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Harpy20 24

Don't forget Barnell who had the soul of a black man. Used that one on the chick that only dated black guys. Barney Stinson is LENGEN- wait for it...DARY!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

How could she mistake you for her boyfriend?? O_o Was it on the phone? Anyway OP, time to go out there and get a girlfriend

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Saone_fml 27

I think that would be the only way for it to make sense...

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queeennnale 18

How would you mistake your boyfriend with a stranger? Lmaoooo

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hunterluv1 20

can you guys not think of another comment or what?.....

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Rukkus92 16

I understand mistaking someone from a distance or from behind, but to go as far as to have the break up speech with them? That's a whole new level of stupidity.

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lashes_to_ashes 14

What kind of girlfriend is that? I'm sorry for her boyfriend.

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