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By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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By That_guy - 12/02/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

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Office Space

By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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Where am I?

By Morgan Jones - 18/06/2019 20:08

Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML

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By Alex - 01/03/2019 16:00

Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML

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Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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First day

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 07:59

Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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rockne93 17

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:11

Clog that toilet every single day and show them who's in control

auro7 18

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:10

I guess there's only a few options left, quit or man up and unclog the toilet.

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:21

I would not be a fan either!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:28

Things will get better...I wasn't the huge fan at my job then was a favorite after a couple weeks...

evolute72113 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:31

It's bad enough u had to replace our favorite coworker now u went and clocked the toilet!

little_one1 14

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:42

*you *you *clogged

beaverteaser 16

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:33

congrats on clogging the shitter

Aqualuna_Raven 5

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:43

What ...

bitchimabunnyz33 13

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:43

Thats mean. its not your fault OP

EarlFug 19

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:50

Solution: poo at home.

mustangbravo 27

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:54

It sucks working in a place like that. Wait until they need something from you. If they're gonna hate you give them a good ******* reason!

ccdude14 4

Saturday 11 January 2014 3:02

give it time but fyl.

vikky538 28

Saturday 11 January 2014 3:05

sorry OP it hapoens

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