Coworkers, Relatable, Awkward and Work: Please love me

Please love me

By shite - 10/01/2014 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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By That_guy - 12/02/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

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Office Space

By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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Where am I?

By Morgan Jones - 18/06/2019 20:08

Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML

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By Alex - 01/03/2019 16:00

Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML

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Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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First day

By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 07:59

Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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rockne93 17

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:11

Clog that toilet every single day and show them who's in control

auro7 18

Saturday 11 January 2014 1:10

I guess there's only a few options left, quit or man up and unclog the toilet.

Comments

cmac86 23

Saturday 11 January 2014 10:49

I guess if you're going to make a statement make sure it's one worth remembering.

zahidnasir 22

Saturday 11 January 2014 11:32

challenge accepted

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 11 January 2014 14:32

If you get a chance, be direct. Tell them they should be angry at the guy that fired him, not the guy who replaced him.

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:54

don't let them bother u. I started a new construction job and no-one likes me except the boss because '' I'm too fast''. what other people think doesn't matter

Jenniferleigh98 3

Saturday 11 January 2014 20:23

doesn't sound too good

jannatanelle 5

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:44

I have never worked somewhere that didn't atleast have a men's and women's room.

thecrazymancan 17

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:53

If I were you I'd just directly tell them how ridiculous they're being. Please don't listen to the comments telling you to "man up" or "show them who's boss" becuase that will just make the situation so much worse.