Miscellaneous: Please, think of my family…

I do believe he was srsly beat the **** out of with this stapler. (open and repeatedly stapled) not just held at point blank range. "I'll shoot you!" Think about it :P

brokenpromisespr 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:02

Was is a stapler gun?

heartcloud_fml 3

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:15

hey its alright I was robbed by a guy threatening me with a hole puncher.

bibbster18 11

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:32

Staples. That was easy.

RazorbacksHogs13 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:17

Haha!!!! Idiots now a days!!!(:

IslandLove 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:45

And with that he could still mug u??

loopsy_fml 14

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:46

And you let him mug you anyway, because you were dumb enough to be mugged by a guy with a stapler. Was it red by any chance?

Battle765 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:51

If you knew it was a stapler at the time you need to hand over your man card.

buddy_1026 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:56

There's no words to describe your idiocy

seexysportsbabee 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:10

Hm? Stapler huh? Yeah those dam things are scary...

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Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 965

You deserved it 241

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 204

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Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 680

You deserved it 10 106

Today, after my dad was diagnosed with liver cancer, I'd packed my belongings and quit my job to go help my mom take care of him. Now she's had a stroke, so I spend my days/nights taking care of both of them. The thing is, I have 3 siblings that live within 5 miles that can't lift a finger to help. I love my parents. FML

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Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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