Weird and Love: Pleased to meet y'all - FML

Pleased to meet y'all

By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 329

You deserved it 5 165

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 281

You deserved it 3 679

Next

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 137

You deserved it 128

By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 927

You deserved it 3 112

By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 647

You deserved it 4 076

By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 905

You deserved it 3 899

By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 797

You deserved it 9 979

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 199

You deserved it 6 591

Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 188

You deserved it 5 618

By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 065

You deserved it 857

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 070

You deserved it 4 128

Next

Top comments

cmchewy 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:55

As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:55

Orgy?

Comments

Gangsterrface 10

Saturday 28 December 2013 22:52

So...is there gonna be another date?

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:19

Well it's not creepy if you guys are...never mind I'm sorry OP your life really does suck, hang in there, it'll get better they're not all insane or wacko or crazy because when you're down the only other place you can go is up :D

anchorsaweigh003 13

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:24

Wow, sorry, OP, at least you now have a hell of a story to tell for the rest of your life, lol. Just hope you didn't have to pay for her "friend's" meals!

miss_jules 11

Saturday 28 December 2013 23:28

I think you were on MTV's Disaster Date. You probably ran out so fast, they couldn't catch you to tell you ;)

ilovesceneguys 7

Sunday 29 December 2013 0:45

I feel your pain.

Nicostream 16

Sunday 29 December 2013 1:36

Wow... Noone yet? Doesn't matter, had sex.

azisles02 17

Sunday 29 December 2013 5:51

All I can think of right now is a certain song by Buckcherry

Guardian88 21

Sunday 29 December 2013 6:16

When i moderated this, it said "i took my crush out on a date, her and her imaginary friends"

Carrieexo 4

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:14

Just slightly weird.

noobienick 19

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:22

I can't Imagine how weird that much have been.

3
4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Embarrassing Transportation Cars Relatable Work Mental health Awkward Love AITA Am I overreacting? Social Media Family Annoying Intimacy Sex Coworkers Poopoo peepee Health Dentist Cute Animals Dogs Sleep My ex Shopping Cats Clothes Job interview Miscellaneous Weird

The Top

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 443

You deserved it 3 015

Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 066

You deserved it 124

The Top

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 084

You deserved it 1 955

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 193

You deserved it 1 458

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 662

You deserved it 3 924

Today, my wife gave me my Christmas gift, a novelty kitchen sponge, then suggested I try it out on the sink full of dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 403

You deserved it 1 050

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 239

You deserved it 29

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 494

You deserved it 3 439