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Pleased to meet you

By Mr_Yato - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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Hands off parenting

By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

Assumptions

By Crappyfayman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 305

You deserved it 3 698

Avoidance tactics

By busrides - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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You deserved it 5 810

What the…?

By ohbiebjetaime - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 350

You deserved it 3 355

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 159

You deserved it 6 311

Critique

By mylifeeee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML

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You deserved it 5 827

Still not calling it X

By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

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Top comments

Jonclee 8

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:34

Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility

feven 32

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:30

Or does she just have a really bad memory?

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dcam13 19

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:44

as a senior, I introduced myself to a girl I had known/talked to at parties since we started at college as freshman. most awkward experience of my life. felt like such a douche when she was like "yea we've known each other for years." thanks alcohol.

jonjonguapito 15

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:49

Or is it the other way around. Are you the only one that can see her?

sillygirl247 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 8:00

Love the spin you put on that.

zippocobalt6 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:59

Id just like to point out this one's title to anyone who's watched Noragami

bubblegum010 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:06

Maybe she likes you and wants you to talk to you

FelicityWishes 32

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:06

Some people are just terrible with names. Stress less.

darshini_ii 24

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:07

I think she likes you, or she just has a terrible memory. If it is the latter, take a picture of yourself, sign it with your name and give it to her. That should help.

brokendown12 18

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:09

ayyyyy I see that noragami reference in your name. still sucks but some people are just clueless.

hardcorefan16 22

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:13

I dont know why it has to take the girl four times to notice she's taking to the same girl.

kittykat1501 31

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:17

guy. OP is a guy. the girl's sign looks like a mirror. the guy's sign looks like an arrow.

FSGInsainity 15

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:19

Well, OK being a guy would make it hard to realize, especially if he swaps his gender every so often.

sillygirl247 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 8:03

No shit?

ShaynaMarie322 15

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:22

Maybe she's into you and trying to make a point! It could be a positive thing, OP. Don't jump to the negative. ☺️

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:43

OP, I'll give you 5 yen to help towards your cause of not being invisible anymore.

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