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By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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Not so subtle hint

By DumpedLikeADUmp - 05/09/2022 20:30

Today, I come home from work to my bedroom to find all my husband’s stuff gone. There was a note in the dresser, with his wedding band, that read, “I hope you can take a hint. Sorry.” Not only was I dumped, and I can’t locate him anywhere, but I now have to cover his part of the mortgage which I can’t afford. FML

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MY WIFE!

By Fmlloser - 07/03/2022 00:01

Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 100

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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Get out

By wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

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Get out

By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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You deserved it 124

Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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A real mess

By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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Surprise, MFer!

By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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ODBeefalo 10

Thursday 16 February 2023 16:05

real quick, you mind explaining from your point of view how you are not a piece of shit for cheating on your wife? I think we could all use another good laugh.

mike3775 35

Thursday 16 February 2023 16:09

You cheated on your wife, what did you expect to happen?

Comments

txgurl 2

Friday 17 February 2023 12:04

you deserve that and probably worse

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 17 February 2023 16:27

Hey man, it sucks that you're an asshole suffering from Stupid Bastard Syndrome, and your moronic behaviour has apparently led to you living on the street like a bum, but at least the Chiefs won.

dreams2383 18

Friday 17 February 2023 18:46

I hope your wife takes you for everything in the divorce. your scum. it's not hard to get a divorce before you cheated. that way it wouldn't have been cheating

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 17 February 2023 23:00

I agree. It's definitely stupid to give your wife a key

Andrea Remer 8

Friday 17 February 2023 23:52

good. too bad she didn't smash or burn everything:) or ya know ruin it with ink.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 18 February 2023 2:13

Cry me a river. You were cheating on your wife and were dumb enough to give your sweetie on the side a key. I want to ask what you were thinking, but I guess there really was no thinking involved.

geckohead 12

Saturday 18 February 2023 2:50

Have you always been this dumb or is something else going on? You sabatoged yourself.

1known 30

Sunday 19 February 2023 3:23

You gave your mistress a key? That’s next level of dumbness.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 20 February 2023 4:06

YDI for A) spending thousands on a man cave, and B) cheating on your wife. There is absolutely no scenario where you don't deserve this.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 20 February 2023 4:53

I'd say he deserves it for cheating, but not for spending thousands on a man cave. If a guy wants to spend thousands on a man cave that's his business, unless his name is not on the deed of the property.