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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 582
You deserved it 16 915

Same thing different taste

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keezybaby_fml 0

YDI for keeping her on your back after she warned you why not just let her off, open the door and let her run for herself the rest of the way...

there is NO point in telling a kid to hold it. when a little kid says she has to go pee, she means RIGHT THEN. as soon as she told you she had to pee you should have put her down, because then she would have peed her pants or on the floor instead of your back, and you could have just changed her and gone on with your life.

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Exlibris 0

Um I'm sorry guys but little kids do have the ability to hold it in, just not for very long and they were already pretty much home. Thanks sucks, sorry.

#28 - The difference between carrying and caring isn't some dumb little typo, they're two different words. Words that have entirely different meanings, and caring doesn't fit the context in the slightest. This is a submission to a website where it will be permanently visible and read thousands of times. We're well within our right to correct someone who can't take the two seconds to read it over. It's three hundred characters max. Mistakes as glaring as the one in the original post are aggravating and it sometimes baffles me how submissions like this even get accepted.

jadeddream 0

Wow, I didn't even notice it said "caring"

jorygirly 0

that should be when you start running home.

Haha, haven't you been on this site before? Never tell a kid to hold it!! It always ends terribly.

# 34 shut up! It is 300 characters exactly! They probably did it to fit the character count and figured that people wouldn't be an ass about it (guess they were wrong). To the OP: Well she did warn you.

How do you care someone on your back?!

how did this one make it through? if this is an fml then your life must be fantastic.