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PMS FML

By sarah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 424

You deserved it 5 239

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 872

You deserved it 4 425

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 482

You deserved it 5 355

Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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You deserved it 33 715

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 318

You deserved it 25 525

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 522

You deserved it 51 621

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 642

You deserved it 4 531

Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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You deserved it 444

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 550

You deserved it 5 480

By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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You deserved it 3 831

By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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You deserved it 4 548

SimpleDreams 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!

alexistheboss365 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

Oooo did u say thank you?

Comments

icequeen123 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:44

Just say thank you and keep walking!

angela3222 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:06

I don't find this an FML. this is hilarious! If that was me I'd laugh and say "I'll try" but seriously how is this an FML?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:08

Was he just trying to be nice? Maybe he had a "face palm" moment right after he said that.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:35

What is with the downvotes?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:08

Go shove your downvotes up your butt.

DrewsFML 8

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:21

LOL nerds. BTW good to see you, I haven't seen you around here in a while

Steve95401 49

Thursday 20 October 2011 7:06

I wouldn't give you a downvote Nerds.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:08

Use the self service checkstand next time.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:15

Not all grocery stores have those.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:09

You are right Nerds. I had that experience yesterday purchasing some for my daughter on my way home from work and, yes, I did use the self-check.

samme_fml 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:10

LOL that's funny

itsalanis 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:12

this is the best sentence ever. +1 for the wittiness. although, i guess op's reaction is to be expected...

Ambsies1574 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:17

Hahahahahah

amandaisgrrreat 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:21

God that's awful if only he knew!

simbabeat 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:25

This isn't an FML... This is just funny. Even if it was directed toward me, I would find it quite humorous.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:35

If I had a cashier say that to me under that circumstance I would be amused by it. You can't be too serious in this life and he was obviously trying to bring some light-hearted humor to your day. I don't think he was trying to be rude. He was just trying to build that cashier/customer bond.