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PMS FML

By sarah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 424

You deserved it 5 239

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 872

You deserved it 4 425

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 482

You deserved it 5 355

Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 698

You deserved it 33 715

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 318

You deserved it 25 525

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 522

You deserved it 51 621

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 642

You deserved it 4 531

Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 121

You deserved it 444

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 550

You deserved it 5 480

By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 995

You deserved it 3 831

By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 072

You deserved it 4 548

SimpleDreams 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!

alexistheboss365 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

Oooo did u say thank you?

Comments

ishida1235 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:36

What's so bad about that

alival 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:51

Hahaha! That was very considerate of him!

icmandel 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:54

I think you should be thankful the guy was being nice, it could have been so much worse. e.g. -Horseheads are available in aisle 2 -I take it your husband has to come in the back door tonight...lucky guy -i really dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die -etc

gingerftw 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:56

Well have a nice week

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:57

Lol

G4m3rChick 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:07

I don't see what's so bad about that. I would've laugh and been like, "Hahah yeah thanks." and walked away with a smile.

brun12 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:10

I don't see how this is an fml...

B10ndi3 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:31

Must have lots of sisters

WutzButz 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:38

AHAHAHAHA! ... Sorry. (snort)

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:41

*facepalm*

Galahawk 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:21

#227 Two things: One: You spelled "Auschwitz" wrong. Two: Just because it happens every month doesn't make it any less painful or any less annoying when it does happen. YOUR periods may be in the tolerable spectrum sunshine but I'm sure most women can agree with me that bleeding out your vag for a week while feeling like a shark is eating its way out of you isn't the least bit enjoyable. Every woman's body is different. Who are you to speak for all of us?