Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Policy of truth

Policy of truth

By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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Child brain

By AnatomyLecture - 22/01/2017 14:00

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Inappropriate question

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 13:59

Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 20:02

Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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PsychSwirl2012 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:30

What a Dick...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:34

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

Comments

godamnitmotagain 16

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:56

Well honestly, as a guy it feels nice to hear you have a large dick, but it's not like when I see my penis I don't go "WOOOAAH! MASSIVE!" and if my girlfriend said that to me I'd say "you can tell me if I'm small"

Cablo_Gubla 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:21

That was a decent generalized response, but if he can't handle the truth, life is going to be very unkind to him.

foreveryours29 0

Friday 23 March 2012 1:41

Make up sex?

aliLu 0

Friday 23 March 2012 3:45

i believe that you will hear it until the end of your relationship -__- i've been there

xloobearx 4

Friday 23 March 2012 5:09

sounds like my bf

rooneygirl420 13

Friday 23 March 2012 7:22

He's obviously self conscious about the size of his penis. I'm sure most guys would like to hear something along the lines of what the OP said rather than "oh yea your dick is massive compared to the 40 others I've seen."

venomousddog 19

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:58

Sadly most guys probably do I honestly don't think it should matter

Lord_Nord 4

Friday 23 March 2012 13:09

Just think how you would want him to answer if you asked if your boobs were big enough. Would you be happy with "they're adequate"?

go_Banannas0814 0

Friday 23 March 2012 13:25

Ok, so if you asked your boyfriend if you such and such dress made you look fat, would you expect him to say, "I don't know babe, but whatever size you are, I like it"? No. You'd expect him to say, "no, you look beautiful!" Don't be stupid next time and at least tell him he is the biggest dick you have ever been with.

misschatelle 3

Friday 23 March 2012 15:38

And men always complain that women are tricky with the topic of their weight. Who's oversensitive now?

hdtriker 7

Friday 23 March 2012 16:16

You don't have to have a **** star size penis to satisfy a women. I have an average size penis and I know it, but I have never had a problem satisfying a woman. I don't want to come across as some egotistical dick but I have made women squirt. That's because I took the time to thoroughly stimulate them before actually having sex. If a woman were to tell me I'm huge it would probably hurt my ego because I'm a realist and I know better. If I have to change the sheets after sex with a women because they are soaked from her ****** that is a bigger boost to my ego than if I had a 9 inch ****.