Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Policy of truth

Policy of truth

By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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Child brain

By AnatomyLecture - 22/01/2017 14:00

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Inappropriate question

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 13:59

Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 20:02

Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:30

What a Dick...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:34

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

Comments

bmw535i 0

Friday 23 March 2012 16:45

That's a title earned not given

alyssiaa_fml 6

Friday 23 March 2012 17:30

I had the same problem with my now ex boyfriend

radiocaf 29

Friday 23 March 2012 23:48

I actually agree about the "enough to satisfy" thing as I too have had a similar conversation with my fiancée and she said the same thing. You can't help what you are given, but at least I know I am using it correctly.

logonator 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:17

girls, you shouldnt feel bad for exaggerating, but at least give a straight answer. even "you have a mike and ike for a dick" is better than lamely avoiding the question.

dmadsen33 9

Monday 26 March 2012 19:20

Yeah, see, this is why you become a lesbian.! :D We don't have these problems.

neop777 0

Monday 26 March 2012 22:07

Why would u say that to a guy?! That's like saying he has a small dick but u don't care... If he has a good size tell him I mean really getting that response sucks!!

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:57

He's probably insecure about it, and your comment sounds like a backhanded compliment. It's like if you asked if you looked fat, you would NOT want to hear him say "I like you no matter what size you are". Makes it sound like you're implying he has a small dick or that he thinks you're a bit overweight.