Policy of truth

By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

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Tell him that if it were bigger it would hurt too bad. That way the guy feels the sense of dominance and you aren't lyin cause you didn't specify how big! It's just like if a girl is loose to a guy he should say if it were any tighter it would pinch his dick off! Makes me happy when girls say that

the correct response was, "how would I know?! how many do you think I've seen? I'm not a ****!"

aduro1991 4

Ok a man feels small even if a woman says he can satisfy her. I satisfy my girl n sometimes I feel small.

That's the thing with me and my boyfriend. I honestly don't care about the size or how long he lasts while he's inside me, but I can't tell him that because it's not what he wants to hear.

Guys just need to grow up about the whole thing. We all need to start appreciating the truth.

screamwolf17 3

It's like the exact something with chicks it they ask does this make me look fat or do I look ugly today. If u answer like how she did most of them would be pissed and say we called them ugly and fat....

The "size of penis" thing is to a man what the "do you think I'm fat" is to a woman. It's very rarely a winning situation because there's always something that could be taken wrong.

Yes I love your cooking dear, those stretch marks aren't that bad, your boobs haven't drooped at all, I would love to spend Christmas with your mother, yea I hate watching football too, jeez women you expect us to lie our asses off for you to make you feel better, then again you spend an hour tellin us were liars and jerks...so we all lose eventually.

Size only matters if you make it matter. Which you didn't. So it doesn't.