Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Let's see what the judges have to say. I know Paula liked it. She's drunk so she likes everything.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You should give him another chance. Who knows? Maybe he'll crawl into the fetal position next time.

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dansco 24

Thats what you get with 10 year old boys... You shouldn't be allowed to teach really! lol

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Naughty_Nurse74 6

That's REALLY sad!

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lw0 1

I had a boyfriend who pulled that too.

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DJDude_Arazely 10

Was he any good? Or was that just his excuse? :D LOL

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dwreckedhit 3

He probably felt really guilty for just giving you an STD.

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Bigboned38 0

Hahahahahahah funniest post on here

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