Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Let's see what the judges have to say. I know Paula liked it. She's drunk so she likes everything.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You should give him another chance. Who knows? Maybe he'll crawl into the fetal position next time.

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DJDude_Arazely 10

Haha that's so funny! :D #159 <I'm with this one. Get your things and get the hell out of there. He's NO man, but you gotta give it up the guy obviously knew or thought he could do better. it all depends, was he THAT bad? :/

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QRSpecV 0

First AND last time having sex with this guy

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QueenQuay77 10

Buff-Naked? Is this the new word I've never heard? Somebody let me know

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Joui_fml 11

You should have just raped him than and there.

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XxXCrissyXxX 12

The way you explained that sounded like something that might happen in a manga XD

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