Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Boon_fml 0

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

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cmb8280 24

"That wasn't a half bad line"?! In what universe??! That would have come across as totally skeevy to me. YDI. Work on your moves, man.

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TVKill3r 15

Wow. What an unfun sounding girl. Good thing you didn't end up with her.

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thecouchisalive 20

I feel so bad for you it almost made me cry.... Cry because I was laughing too hard

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6demon6spawn6 12

you should have then said "yes! it worked!" and acted like you had somewhere better to be the whole time.

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Guido_man75 2

thank god, your breath smells horrible!

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imboredalot 3

I would've thought that was cute actually. She must have liked you

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wassup388 25

So you can't spell rejected nor you're...I don't blame her.

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carrs2154 9

That's just gross. If I were her I would have left. ydi

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