Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Boon_fml 0

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

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Comments

hatcher 0

I think that line is pretty goddamn creepy. YDL for being a creeper.

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screwtaylor 0

I'm pretty sure the OP meant that he wanted her to give him some of those yummy Chocolate candy kisses. Not real ones, silly FMLers.

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hatcher 0

that's sort of a creepy line. YDI for being a creeper.

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Starchild21 3

Yeah it is. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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LolCows 0

Honestly, the biggest win I have ever seen on this site.

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Starchild21 3

No it isn't. ________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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acd23 0

LMAO @ all the people above me. That was the funniest reply-chain I've seen on this site so far.

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sugar_407 0

yeah, it was creepy !

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jewelzgalore 0

beautiful chain right here. it brought tears to my eyes. but just for the record, yes it is

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will90 5

That's a very creepy thing to say, even if you're joking. You come off as this kind of awkwardly-desperate-creepy combo. The only way this wouldn't be a completely unacceptable thing to say is if you were in fact talking about the Kiss candies in an ironic manner, and that she understood this...like if it was an inside joke.

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seanchai 0

not only did i laugh so hard at this chain that had to run to the broom closet sized bathroom to prevent wetting myself, thus fling the cat off my lap into a house plant and tripping on the laptop cord in the process, but i actually decided i would take a stand on the subject as well... the line was pathetic and you should spend quality time in front of a mirror to better kno the face of a future rapist

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voveraite 7

YDI for being smug AND for failing at spelling. Twice. :)

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tjoetjoe 0

owend, i hated that line :-P cool girl tough

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anniebananie 3

YDI. You should never draw attention to the amount that a girl eats. You probably made her feel like a fatass.

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123sploosh 0

exactlyyyyyyyyyy what i was thinking

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auroraaustralis 0

How about, next time, you buy the girl popcorn JUST because you like her, not because you're expecting something in return (or at least PRETEND that's why you got her the popcorn). Girls tend to like that more than 'I took you to a movie and got you a snack, now you have to make out with me to repay me.'

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beccawins 7

I wish I could thumbs this up 100 times. This is very much like when a man takes a woman out to dinner and then expects sex in return.

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

You're obviously creepy yourself, and insecure about it, if you think that line is creepy @ #14

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F_Y_L88 0

F YOUR LIFE IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE :|

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