Popped

By regected - 30/08/2009 12:19 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Boon_fml 0

Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.

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addictinsane 0

I guy used that line on me once. It made me uncomfortable haha.

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Starchild21 3

What did you do in response? lol ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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plexico 3

You should have given him a little peck on the cheek and said, "Go buy me ten large tubs now, bitch. I'm expensive. And, by the way, what I might have given you would have been far hotter than what you want me to sell you."

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shootingstar8D 0

I didn't notice that he mispelled rejected until i read it in the comments. lol(: You guys are good spellcheckers. Don't people proofread their fmls before posting it. Hmm.

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moonlight_daze 8

YDI for thinking acting like a douche-bag is being "smooth".

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plexico 3

You can't SAY that you expect some sexual favor (even a kiss) in exchange for money or other goods, because you are telling her that she is a *****. (You don't even want to joke with your wife that way, trust me.) Just shut your mouth and KNOW that she is a ***** who will kiss you for popcorn.

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Ligerie 0

I exchange sexual favors for stuff from my husband, lol. He bought me a designer handbag in exchange for a hug and a kiss last week =]

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nypd613 0

Omg you're ****** up!!! From your husband? A normal wife would WANT to do those things for her husband, not only give it sparingly and when he buys you something expensive. I just wonder what'll happen when he can't afford to buy you a designer something-or-other...

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Ligerie 0

ummm of coarse I want that from him. Thats the point, its cute because he doesn't mind getting me nice things for nothing at all and I for him as well. Just like OP would have let her HAVE the popcorn with or without kisses.

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plexico 3

Ligerie, You're getting an incredible deal! A designer handbag for a hug and a kiss? To get one of those around here , the wife would have to perform things you would need Urban Dictionary to figure out. ;)

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plexico 3

A tug is more like it, but that would get my wife a designer change purse.

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291togo 0

Time to do the "dick in the popcorn tub" trick. It sound like she's a lost cause anyway.

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Bullshet 0

Um... I think he was just trying to be cute, not get some ass out of it neccessarily.  No need to get bitchy.

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moonlight_daze 8

Who are you talking about? The guy or the girl? I think the guy is a bitch and the girl is made of win. :-)

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james_wow 0

LMFAO REJECTEDDDDDD......FAIL!!!!!!

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Ligerie 0

Well I would not have been offended but I can see how she might be. You may have made her feel like see owed you something. Obviously you were being cute and she was being an overreacting bitch. Its not like you asked her for head.

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