Love, Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Potholer - FML

Potholer

By wtfbabe - 22/06/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML

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Same thing different taste

And I oop

By AnxiousCucumber - 07/09/2016 20:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML

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You deserved it 2 187

Bad encounter

By Anonymous - 06/09/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my ex stuck it in the wrong hole because he couldn’t find the right one, then he sucked my toes. I'm never going near another man again after that. FML

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You deserved it 262

By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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You deserved it 5 258

By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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You deserved it 11 071

By soontobewidow - 28/03/2015 09:20 - Turkey - Istanbul

Spicy

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 421

By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Spicy

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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You deserved it 5 074

By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Spicy

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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To each their own

By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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You deserved it 235

Delete pls

By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my husband sent me a dick pic, then sent a follow up text saying, “Sorry, not meant for you, delete pls”, followed by, “Ignore that, obviously it was meant for you. Love you.” If he’s sending pics to other women, I’m gonna spread his cheeks and jam every golf ball he owns up there. FML

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Top comments

Allie614032 34

Friday 22 June 2018 5:10

Well, I'd say it's time to talk about some things. Either your husband is gay and hasn't accepted it or has been forced to hide it, or he's bisexual. Either way, he cheated on you. Whether you work it out or not, I hope you can get some answers. FYL.

GMSP 18

Friday 22 June 2018 5:50

Well, at least he wasn't lying when he said you're the only woman in his life...

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Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 22 June 2018 18:22

Disappointing threesome?

mekiswrite 21

Friday 22 June 2018 20:05

That username though!

shaiksami179 7

Friday 22 June 2018 20:17

On the first note, why you guys are trying three way🤔

gottyj2 4

Friday 22 June 2018 20:19

he needed Anustart!

dwight7476 11

Friday 22 June 2018 20:21

🙄

Decipherme 11

Friday 22 June 2018 21:54

Ouch...

dexter420 21

Friday 22 June 2018 23:38

Just buy a strap on. You guys will fine

childlessmother 16

Saturday 23 June 2018 0:31

That is a disadvantage of having a threesome with someone

Takegami 22

Sunday 24 June 2018 15:52

Gaaaaaaaaay

simcityguy09 19

Sunday 1 July 2018 15:05

That’s the right hole 😋

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