PRAISE THE LORD!

By cantgetup - 03/04/2011 04:10 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.

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mismonroe 0

Can I get a hallelujah?

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mismonroe 0

#9- Damn you for beating me to it!

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shannybannyy123 4

am I the only one who thought if that commercial can I get a hot tub ? x)

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Breelove10 0

lmao!! ^^ love it :D

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grollo22 0

technically flyleaf and skillet are christian bands (at least they started out that way) play "I'm alive" and see if that doesn't get the job done

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nerdchic 5

they still call themselves Christian bands..

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mintcar 9

Guess it's time for you to familiarize yourself with Hillsong United. Amazing Christian band, but I don't know how I feel about listening to "At The Cross" while being ******. Oh, or play Switchfoot or The Almost? FYL.

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sp33do 0

the devil wears prada is a Christian band too

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CateXOX 0

A lot of bands are just made of Christians but are not necessarily Christian bands.

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CateXOX 0

Well technically a Christian band is a band that promotes Christianity through their music. Many bands' members are Christian but they don't have a religious message in their music.

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Sinkhole 26

Well, if all the members of the band are Christian, doesn't that technically make it a Christian band? I think pendatik was talking about the difference between Christian bands and Christian music, and he was obviously joking about it.

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Mistery510 6

I don't see the FML in this I do see the WIN though!

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sunnysurfchick 0

I wonder what underlying issues have caused that? she sounds like she might have a bit of baggage

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JenL_fml 7

I don't know why, but as a Christian myself, I find this terribly awkward...

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lovelaughing101 1

I agree! I don't really want to be thinking about Jesus when I'm having sex...

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fatcow282 8

Ya agreed its a conplicated senario

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blackvyper 8

Better keep a good Gospel CD around then!

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