PRAISE THE LORD!

By cantgetup - 03/04/2011 04:10 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.

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951753852456 0

nice!!! bang her and Start saying "thank you lord..... thank you so much!!! lol

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Headphones bro.

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Brennanrulez 0

wait, your COMPLAINING because you know how to give your girlfriend orgasms? what the hell is wrong with you?

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heybert07 1

Oh, having trouble in that department yourself are we? Seems like a sore subject.

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coltsrock37 15

pahaha this is a epic. let the gospel ring through thy halls!

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Griggy 0

What can she say? Jesus turns her on!

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chosha_fml 26

'The only one who could ever please me, was the son of a preacher man.' :) Or maybe she used to play gospel music so her parents wouldn't suspect she was masturbating?

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j2013t 0

yea becayse a teenage girl listening to gospel music isnt suspicious

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candycombustion1 0

that's what ear plugs were invented for...

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tellmeastoryplz4 0

well maybe it's a sign...

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