PRAISE THE LORD!

By cantgetup - 03/04/2011 04:10 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

It would be an impressive feat to be able to perform while listening to that. I recommend you buy her an iPod and a pair of earbuds.

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Snackbars 0

When she orgasms she's going to yell "JESUS CHRIST IS MY SAVIOR!" And that's sexy. Come on now.

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DjeePee 24

I know that girls have it often more difficult to ****** and that it's all in the mind, but this is going a little too far...

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heybert07 1

How did your girlfriend first discover this???

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lionheart822 13

maybe she had sex with a band member who plays gospel music? lol idk just putting a guess out there.

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ManziPicoso 0

I wonder what happens when she's listening Gospel live...

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Sprklss 0

lol Do we even want to find out??

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trappedinthevoid 0

could be worse. "today, I figured out my girlfriend can only ****** while having sex with my best friend. FML" Js.

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harbqll 0

This isn't an FML; it's the comedic opportunity of a lifetime! The one-liners alone are endless, and that's not even mentioning the prop gags. Quit being so f*cking boring (and boring f*cking) and show a little creativity for a change.

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xMexicanXJesusx 0

TDWP FTW!!!

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TheNewGuy03 28

well, you can reassure her that her ululating screams of "oh, jesus" are gospel music in themselves. |the kid|

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