Praise the Lord

By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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NEStendo 0

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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FalsePretense 0

Jesus can go **** himself

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justsayfuck 5

You don't honestly think that, might he have ever lived, he has never done that in his life. Right?

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alizax3 0

even fyl and ydi numbers ..(:

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bh0p 0

I have fallen asleep in 5 different churches and that has NEVER happened! what the heck kind of creepy church you go to? 0.0

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violindreamer11 4

I'm from Oregon. I didn't know we had the lowest believers. oh and ydi for falling asleep.

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Nomazlab 0

They also think that a big invisible wizard in the sky created the universe in the snap of his fingers so, what did you expect?

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maeannie 0

so do you look like a tennis ball?how about comenting on his !!!!'.

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maeannie 0

I am sorry for the comment. I wrote on the wrong FML!!!!

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underyourbreath 8

You may want to switch churches if the rest of your congregation is that crazy..

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