Sleep, Awkward and Religion: Praise the Lord - FML

Praise the Lord

By Zippermania9 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

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mynameislexxi 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:19

bwahahaaaaa!

NEStendo 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 9:27

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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newmxr 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:40

I woulda woken up nd started preaching bout the devil lol

Liana4ever 4

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:57

O my gosh! thts so EPIC! lmfao

sic_fml 6

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:40

This should be an MLIA.

Vfriz 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 21:25

I would pretend I was still sleeping and slap someone, and say God told me too.

foxy1222 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:12

number 22 you monkey who said he worshiped the devil and op YDI for not going to sleep sooner

MiNdYRaWrZ 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:22

omg that's soo jokkes x3

JINJANINJA 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:45

Jesus! Allah! Buddha! I love you all

Rakshasa23 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:45

LOL remind me to try that someday the next time i get dragged into church....

alezmbgt 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:59

i hate going to church but my parents make me lol. I did the same once, fell asleep in church cuz it's boring as hell. but I woke up with my parents yelling at me for falling asleep lol

Giant85 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 0:15

when I was younger the pastor would stand next to me or whoever was asleep and continue his sermon. he was a very loud man

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