Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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SnoBorder4Life 0

She sounds like a keeper.

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damoki 8

Wow........ Was she raised in a box?? A dark isolated box?? That's beyond dumb or blonde I say run while you can!

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BethOSUBeavers 6

Anal sex doesn't prevent pregnancy, there's about 14% Chance of failure in male condoms(21% in female) and about 8% in birth control if you remember to take it. Hopefully those two together should be better, but your #3 is never a good way to prevent pregnancy. It's a myth, you can get pregnant through anal sex.

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mowmowlife 21

Male condoms have a 99% failure rate, considering you know how to use them. You cannot get pregnant from anal sex. It's not physically possible.

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maddisonNicole 3

119 hahaha! I actually laughed at that and then spat rice everywhere :) it was worth it.

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randyclark1997 4

so u still got anal be happy :)

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ittybitttyme 8

Well, time for a new girlfriend... If you don't know how sex works, you shouldn't be having it :/

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mkcherry 14

Im surprised by how many people think you can somehow get pregnant from anal sex. If semen does not enter the vaginal canal you cannot get pregnant, end of story. Considering anal sex only includes putting the penis in her anus and she cannot get pregnant through her intestinal walls, I would say you're pretty safe. The only way you can get pregnant through anal sex (according to the CDC website) is if seminal fluid leaks from the anus into the ****** (hard to do even with gravity) and event then the risk is so low it is negligible. Im shocked at the lack of knowledge of basic anatomy on this site. Even more shocked to think so many of you are probably adults having sex and you don't even know about your own bodies.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

anal with a rubber? where's the fun in that?

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