Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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perdix 29

You're going to have shitty kids.

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Paramorefan2 1

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

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ktayy 0

You deserve it for dating her.

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haberdasher324 0

Maybe she does that based upon habits from her..past...experiences? She got around, and not by public transportation...

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black6 1

Walk away now. She is dumb and crazy.

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Chingy892987 14

1: There could've been a hole in the condom and you didn't notice. 2: She could've missed a pill or two. 3: Don't even make me explain that. (And yes I am a smartass, don't judge me xD)

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mowmowlife 21

Judging because you asked not to be judged for something you should be owning if you're going to go through with something annoying.

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Chingy892987 14

@417 I do admit, I was kinda being an ass, but I guess I paid too much attention in Sex ED, since the teacher kept saying it's possible to get pregnant from anal :P.

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