Bosses, Capitalism and Work: Pretend to be busy!

I can see why, you know, because Starbucks makes caffeinated drinks. And those are supposed to keep you awake. But really? That's a little harsh just for a yawn. What if OP was working night shift?

celinadepp 21

Sunday 10 August 2014 0:14

I'd rather work as a garbage man than work at Starbucks.

emmsies 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:11

oh the irony

MBrabs1996 22

Saturday 24 October 2015 16:06

Is your bosses name Bella by chance?

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