Pretend

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington

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Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 763
You deserved it 6 966

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, that is one direction you could go!

Comments

TheCaramelKing 11

So you pretended to have no dick right?

Eh, just go with it. Then she can't act offended if you ask her to role play someone you like.

Don't worry, you're probably ten times better looking than Harry is without the dead ferret on your head.

alphatoomega 21

Guys, none of the One Direction members are gay. Only their boyfriends are. Damnit, who came up with that? I can't remember.

If she likes one direction she's too young for the bed bro...

j_vargas94 6

These kid bands have spread to older people. This is a crisis.

Y'all act like if you like one direction then your a little kid. Not all their songs are bad. Actually they aren't gay okay. I'm not a huge fan of em but they aren't that bad. And who are any of y'all to critizie one direction?? Do y'all know em personally?? No?? Didn't think so. And seriously stop listeing to celebrity gossip half the shit is lies anyways. If your listening to gossip and having sex then who is the little kid now?? Grow up and stop listening to gossip your life will be soooo much better with out it. Let the thumbs down begin.

HeyImAmy 20

I love One Direction (no hate) but that's just weird.